‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’…really?
Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea?
See this commercial on TV and everyone in the room bursts out laughing. You could not get a story line more preposterous. Are presidential horror flicks the next trend?
Here are some ideas:
- Willard Fillmore, Werewolf.
- John Adams as the Thing.
- Grover Cleveland is the Blob.
- James Madison Mauler
- The Stabber Starring Franklin Pierce
- George Bush-Whacker
Hard to imaging anyone forking over money to see Ol’ Abe split the skulls of vampires. Sad thing is next school year we will be hearing stories of kids filling in the blank to the question, ‘Who was Abraham Lincoln?’ with ‘Vampire Hunter.’